David Letterman’s “10 signs you have had too much coffee”

10. Your Blood Type Has Been Reclassified As Espresso

9. Every Morning You Go for A Quick 47 Mile Jog

8. As Soon As California Legalized Gay Marriage, You Got Engaged To Mr. Coffee

7. Your After-Shave?  Hazelnut Non-Dairy Creamer

6. You’re Tapping Your Leg Like Larry Craig In A Men’s Room Stall

5. A Starbucks Just Opened In Your Basement

4. Your Last Words Before Bypass Surgery:  ” Tell Juan Valdez I Love Him”

3. Average 80 Blinks Per Minute

2. You Named Your Kids “Tall, Grande and Venti”

1. Unable To Sleep, You Actually Watch “The Late Show”

 

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